Happy Halloween. This year I’m going as a walking bruised ego.
Posted by: Donna
*sigh*
So there I am in the dressing room of a local department store, trying on various muu muus. I’ve put on a few pounds - not enough to be noticeable to most people but enough that my clothes are a smidge on the snug side (okay maybe a little more than a smidge) but I’m not ready to admit defeat and settle into a larger size. Thankfully, the proliferation of lycra and the perennial persistence of the stretchy wrap dress (size medium) as a fashion staple allow me to indulge my denial for a bit longer.
As I’m narrowing my choice between 3 mostly similar wrap muu muus, my cellphone rings. On the other end is a young man who has a promising political future ahead of him. That is, if he learns to refrain from saying things like the following:
“Uh, Donna, I just called to let you know that I won’t be needing you to head that committee for me. I was talking to some people who were kinda, you know, ’in the know’ and they told me I should give that position to someone more high profile.”
‘Mkay thanks. I felt like pointing out to him that since I was already trying on The Muu Muus of Self-Delusion, there was really no need to take me down a peg.
High profile is all relative anyway. My dogs think I’m God.
But seriously, we Democrats wonder why ‘regular’ people feel alienated by politics. I got a good inkling of why that might be in the dressing room today. I have no doubt that the young man will go on to campaign as a Regular Joe. You know, he understands YOUR issues because he’s no political insider! Honestly, I think that’s an accurate description of him, based on what I know of him and also because I don’t think a slick political hack would be so brutally candid about why I was being rejected. It was a rookie mistake. Ultimately, the exchange saddened me because I foresee that he won’t be making those mistakes anymore once the machine finishes molding him. He’ll be more smoothly tactful in the way he excludes the non-powerful.
*sigh*
Donna
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Donna — Too bad for him. I’d love to have your high-profile support for my popular campaign for the Arizona House.
Daniel Patterson (D-LD29)
http://danielpatterson.net
You got it! Have you filed yet? Where can I send my non-impressive campaign contribution?
Yes, I’m in to win.
Contributions (max $130 per person) to: Daniel Patterson for Arizona House, POB 172, Tucson AZ 85702
Thanks, Daniel