“Popular”, “influential” blogger explains the behavior of the Sonoran Alliance, bedtime parable style.
Posted by: Donna
Well that made my morning. Over on another blog (not gonna link to it) I’ve been described as a “popular blogger” and and “influential Democratic activist”. Wowsers! Thanks, dudes.
Anyhoo boys and girls, the story goes like this:
Once up a time there were some boys who liked to blog on a thing called Sonoran Alliance. They were BFFs with a thing called the Arizona Right To Life PAC. Everything was going along fine until one day, when the PAC became BFFs with this other boy. The other boy liked some people that the boys from Sonoran Alliance didn’t like. But the PAC became BFFs with the other boy anyway. This made the boys from Sonoran Alliance very sad. They made fun of the other boy.
Arizona Right To Life PAC was made up of many boys (and possibly some of the boys from Sonoran Alliance) who couldn’t ”read minds”, and must not have been able to read at all! Because they went out willy-nilly and became BFFs with the boy who liked the wrong people even though everyone knew he liked the wrong people! That made the boys from Sonoran Alliance even sadder, and confused. So they made fun of the boy again, even though he liked a lot of the same stuff they did.
So children, the moral of the story is: Those boys who blog for Sonoran Alliance are very, very naughty and mean. Their mommies should give them a time-out and no one should ever be BFFs with them.
“But wait! What happened to the Democratic Diva who was mad at the boy that the Sonoran Alliance boys made fun of?”
Ah, I’m glad you asked. That Democratic Diva ended up mailing in her ballot with a vote for the boy who got made fun of by the mean boys at Sonoran Alliance because she knows that he’s a very nice boy who likes a lot of the same stuff she does. And because mean boys make her very, very sad.
The End.
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I prefer to refer to it as the “Snorin’ Alliance”, but that’s just me.