Democratic Diva

02 Nov 2009 01:14 pm
Posted by: Donna

Paradise Valley Mayor and gubernatorial candidate Parker is trying his hand at the social media the kids are crazy about these days.

We need to let community colleges offer four-year degrees. See my column – http://bit.ly/vwxen – please ReTweet . . .
12:38 PM Oct 29th from web

You should take his word for it, because:

The love of learing is the key to knowledge!
9:33 PM Oct 29th from web

And:

Koodos to Jason & Jordan Rose for a great event tonight!!!!
9:34 PM Oct 29th from web

I was willing to let “learing” slide. Typos happen to the best of us. But, “koodos”? Vernon, pay attention because this is the only piece of advice I’m ever going to give you. Firefox or Google Chrome. The red squiggly line is your friend. That’s all I’m saying.

Moving on, we learn from Tweets du Vernon that he’s an unabashed foodie:

Made dinner for the family…fresh coconut lobster risotto over organic spinach and baby arugula with a hint of saffron…I love to cook!7:30 PM Oct 25th from web

Arugula??!? The preferred lettuce of Marxist socialist Muslim elitists??!? Why, this is an outrage to Real Americans^TM, who confine themselves to patriotic iceberg and may take an occasional walk on the Romaine wild side. But no more than once a month. Oh wait, I forgot, Parker isn’t a Democrat so he qualifies for an IOKIYAR exemption to serve gay commie European varieties of lettuce.

The would-be Governor also uses his Twitter page to convey his political philosophy to his would-be constituency:

At today’s lunch, Barry Goldwater, Jr. loved my message of limited government and fiscal responsibility.2:40 PM Oct 30th from web

I’m sure he did. What’s not to love about the message of limited government and fiscal responsibility from a guy who worked for not one, but two, spent-taxpayer-money-like-drunken-sailors-to-run-up-huge-deficits President Bushes?

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