Paging Cathi Herrod to the white courtesy phone!

22 Sep 2013 05:04 pm
Posted by: Donna

Warning: This post contains graphic and disturbing medical information

Per Raw Story:

A 66-year-old politician in Colombia underwent a penis amputation after, according to doctors, he “enthusiastically overdosed on Viagra.”

The man, who wishes to remain anonymous but claims to be a former member of the Gigante municipal council, went to the hospital after his penis began to ache a few days into the erection.

Gigante doctors were unable to cope with the complications and referred the man to Neiva, which has more sophisticated medical facilities.

Doctors in Neiva found that the man’s penis was inflamed, fractured and beginning to show signs of gangrene. The threat of the latter spreading left the doctors with no choice but to amputate his penis.

“The patient showed bruising on the testicles and the remainder of his penis, was treated and is recovering well,” a doctor told a local newspaper.

There are some naysayers in the comments section expressing doubts and describing inconsistencies in the story but it could have happened and that’s all we need to know. So, in the interest of the health and safety of our dear, precious men here in Arizona, legislative action must be taken immediately on this potential Viagra menace! Aside from the devastating penile consequences that could arise from Viagra use, we all know that men are delicate emotional creatures who often rush carelessly into serious medical decisions and regret them later. Obviously we need to protect them from that via a 24 hour waiting period, an ultrasound, and a mandatory lecture about alternatives to erection. Post Viagra Sadness Syndrome is a condition that I just made up and is now on the internet so it exists. Also men should be required to take the pill in the presence of a doctor because, safety!

And what of Arizona bosses who might have religious objections to their male employees interfering with God’s plan for their sex organs? Must they be forced to subsidize Viagra prescriptions in insurance plans? An abomination! What are you waiting for, Center for Arizona Policy? Get on this!

3 Comments

  1. Pingback by Paging Cathi Herrod to the white courtesy phone! - iVoter.net on September 22, 2013 6:53 pm

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  2. Comment by Phoenix Justice on September 23, 2013 1:37 pm

    Too funny! Thank you!

  3. Comment by Timmys Cat on September 23, 2013 2:54 pm

    Are you being a bit too cocky here, Missy?

    A bit hard on ol’ St Cathi of the Immaculate Vajayjay?
    (door, cat, duh)

    Ain gonna hoppin. Fanatics don’t see their own hypocrisy or have any self reflection. (mostly because there truly is not much to reflect upon) Cathi the Hun and her ilk don’t give a damn about children, born or “unborn”. It’s all about control of womens bodies and satisfying whatever twisted pathology of theirs that needs that power.
    Wrapping it in the flag and blessing it with a religious tinge gives a personality disorder legitimacy.

    Smirk, was gonna add another line up top. Howevah, since it had the terms hands full, work load, and would be hard to swallow, in it, I thought I would save it for Divas After Dark.

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