So I guess it’s incumbent upon me to pick up right winger slack on this donut scandal

17 Jan 2009 11:15 am
Posted by: Donna


I wish I were kidding but this is an honest-to-goodness press release from the American Life League about Krispy Kreme giving out free donuts on Inauguration Day. Seems that the group (“largest grassroots Catholic pro-life organization in the United States”) is taking issue with the company’s use of the phrase “freedom of choice” in its marketing of the free donuts:

…President-elect Barack Obama promises to be the most virulently pro-abortion president in history. Millions more children will be endangered by his radical abortion agenda.

Celebrating his inauguration with “Freedom of Choice” doughnuts – only two days before the anniversary of the Supreme Court decision to decriminalize abortion – is not only extremely tacky, it’s disrespectful and insensitive and makes a mockery of a national tragedy.

A misconstrued concept of “choice” has killed over 50 million preborn children since Jan. 22, 1973. Does Krispy Kreme really want their free doughnuts to celebrate this “freedom.””…


People, I’m leaving for DC in a few hours and I’ve still got packing to do and a shower to take. I really don’t have time to do wingnuts’ grunt work for them but this kind of slackitude simply cannot go unaddressed.

Quoth Krispy Kreme, maker of addictive sugary fat laden fried pastry:

Krispy Kreme Doughnuts, Inc. (NYSE: KKD) is honoring American’s sense of pride and freedom of choice on Inauguration Day, by offering a free doughnut of choice to every customer on this historic day, Jan. 20. By doing so, participating Krispy Kreme stores nationwide are making an oath to tasty goodies — just another reminder of how oh-so-sweet “free” can be.

Hellooo, righties! The A.L.L. caught the obvious promotion of abortion in that statement but how are the rest of y’all missing its other references to the evil leftist conspiracy? It’s “sense of pride and freedom of choice”. Pride. Everyone knows that pride is code for gay agenda. So just to get everyone up to date: Krispy Kreme is giving away gay abortion donuts.

But there’s more Machiavellan liberal malevolence to be found …

“Freedom of choice” is not just a reference to the Freedom of Choice Act, it can also easily be interpreted as an endorsement of the Employee Free Choice Act. Unions! That’s ZOMG TEH COMMUNIZM!!1!

There. I can now resume my preparations for my trip to DC, where I will enjoy my free commie gay abortion donut with 2 to 5 million of my closest friends. I’ll try to kick out a blog post or two while I’m there.


Donna Hussein Diva

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